Would You Even Be Able to Handle That?

12:36am a few months ago.  I'm up late chatting on OKCupid.  I like to call this OKCupid After Dark, because sometimes normal conversations turn insane.  I'd have to say that this one takes the cake in the insanity department.  It will be an abridged version because this conversation was very long and the last part is the most interesting.

Him: hi there

        how is your week going?

Me: good

      how are you?

Him:  fantastic thanks for asking

         You sound very holistic

         I like

Me: nice

         yeah i am

Him:  are you an herbalist?

Me:  no haha

       but i do like herbs

Him: herbs can be fun

(We talk about herbs, life, insomnia, death, etc, for another 20 minutes.)

Him: I'm fascinated that I'm sitting here typing to you in this little electronic box, while living on this gigantic sphere that is FLYING through space and rotatiing in circles at amazing speeds

Me:  yeah

       it is fascinating

       and scary

       and exciting

Him:  yup

Me:  what do you do for work?

Him:  i'm a personal trainer

Me: nice

      i need a personal trainer!

Him: we could arrange a "fun" training session

         free of charge

Me:  ha

       what would that consist of?

Him:  whenever you did repetitions of squats, lunges, etc

         youd have to go down until your butt landed on my mouth

         and then back up

Me:  woah

        ha

Him:  for full range of motion

         but youd have to do it slow and controlled

Me:  don't quite understand but sounds funny

(Then we talk about exercising and hiking for another 10 minutes)

Me:  anyway i have to try to go to sleep

Him: aww ok

        are you gutsy at all?

Me:  how so?

Him:  ok be honest, would you have the guts to make a guy do whatever you said if he paid you a lot and no one knew?

Me: woah

      explain more

Him: ooh

       is it tempting at all?

       ok, would you make a guy stop and go?

Me:  i'm curious but i don't think i would do it

       i just am curious as to what you mean

Him:  like...you jerk a guy off very intensely, when he says hes gonna cum you stop. Then in a few seconds you start up again, when he says hes gonna cum you stop again, over and over making him take it?

Me:  and why is there payment involved in that process?

Him:  just as incentive really lol

        would you even be able to handle that

Me:  that doesn't sound like very risque behavior

       that just sounds like a sensate focus technique or something

Him:  its mild you mean?

Me: yeah

      very

Him:  how difficult do you think you could make it

        on a scale of 1-10?

Me:  i have no idea

Him:  ok for a lot more $

Me:  i've never thought about that before

Him:  would you dare do an enema in a guys mouth, laugh in his face

       take the $ and not care?

Me:  no

Him:  for like 5k

Me:  ha

Him:  maybe?

       if it was up front

Me:hold on

Him:  ok

      you think you could handle it

      you there?

I logged off.  I couldn't handle it.  I sent this chat to 10 of my friends, and they couldn't handle it either.