I sign onto OkCupid one morning and was highly pleased to see that I received my first ever threesome offer!! I felt so honored! This super attractive (reality check: frumpy and dumpy) firey Latino couple wanted to lovingly get it on porno-style with me because I am so special and beautiful.
Gd morning gorgeous. I must say that we luv your lips, and you have an amazing smile.
I hope you had a good start to your extended wkend.
BTW are you curious and do you like Latinos? Its our lifestyle gorgeous.
Juan and Maria
I wondered what to do next. Respond and eagerly await to hear back? I was too nervous, they seemed so experienced and suave, I feared I would not meet their high expectations in the bedroom. I opted to brag to my friend Linda rather than respond.
"Look at the message I received this morning! I'm so cool!"
"Show me their profile," Linda said. She's also on OkCupid and could easily look them up.
"Okay, their screen name is LatinaLovin69."
Now on OkCupid, if you don't fix your settings to be anonymous, whoever you view can see that you viewed them. Within minutes Linda got a response from them too.
"Oh my, they saw I viewed their profile, and they sent me the SAME message!"
"Really? They luv YOUR lips too? I felt really special, I thought I had special lips," I whined.
"Yup, the exact same message."
"Aw, guess I'm not special. :-\ "
"You are always special to me Tina."
"Aw, and I have a beautiful mouth to you?"
"LOL, totally," said Linda.
"Yay! I feel all special again!"
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