Note to self.... Do not EVER write super smoking hot guys on Plenty of Fish that have their tops off revealing ripped tan abs little messages that say things like, "Hunky!" And then after they respond stroking my ego telling me I'm super sexy, do not EVER give out my phone number.
THIS IS A SURE WAY TO GET PICTURES OF HUGE PENII WITH TONS OF MANSCAPING.
It's happened more than once, people. And it's terrifying. And I keep forgetting not to do it.
Big buff dudes on POF are like monkeys. If you interact with them they get an erection and take a picture of it and send it to you via iPhone. It's a known fact that monkeys do this, they've been doing it for centuries.
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