Bikini Boat Bingo

I'm driving in my car to work yesterday and I get a random text from a number I don't recognize:

Him: Hey, I was surfing.  Just got ur texts.  Im not sure, maybe boating this weekend if the weather is nice

Me: Who is this?

Him:  Haha sorry wrong Tina

Me: Lol!  But who is this?  Your number is not in my phone

Him: You sent me ur number a while ago on pof but i erased my account after 48 hrs

Me:  Lol okay.  What was your name on there?

Him:  (Sends a topless pic of a tan, ripped man)
Huh?  Reread my text

Me:  Yeah I know what you said, I was just curious what your account name was on there so I can remember who I am speaking with

Him: O have no idea.  I don't remember

Me: What's your real name?  Nice pic by the way.  That site is terrible, ugh!

Him: Tim.  I do remember u being really fucking hot.  Send a pic

Me: (Sent pic from a wedding)

Him: Nice

Me:  Send me a pic of your face

Him:  I might be way 2 wild for u

Me: How so?   Pic.  Of face.

Him: (Picture of face.  Another picture of face)  Demanding huh (Another tan, hairless and ripped chest picture, this time lower down)

Me: Haha

Him:  Haha?

Me:  Oh that you called me demanding.  Not at your pix. Nice pictures.

Him: (Sends picture of completely shaved genital area, giant penis, squeezing his own balls)
Still laughing?  Lol

Me: No

Him:  Send some.  Lets see what u have

Me:  No I don't send pictures to strangers sorry

Him:  2 bad because I was going to invite u boating this weekend.  R u Jewish?

Me:  Yes I'm Jewish.  Why would my sending you pictures effect you inviting me to go boating?

Him:  Now i remember u.  I am too
(Sends picture of a fancy boat on the open seas)

Me:  Where do you live?

Him:  (A nearby city)  R u going to send more pics or not

Me:  No pictures, sorry.  I don't send pictures like that

Him:  That sucks.  U seem to have amazing tits.

Me:  Yes, I do.  But it's the men that want to date me and don't ask to see them right away that get to see them.

Him:  Hahaha.  I didn't know I wanted to date u.  Chill the f out Tina and dont act like a princess

Me:  You don't have to be a princess to not want to send nude pictures via text to strangers.  I'm acting like a woman with class and not a slut.

Him: (Sends me a picture of a group of young people partying on a boat.  Two are thin young women in bikinis holding red plastic cups, looking very happy to be boating)
Lol

I didn't respond to the Bikini Boat Bingo.  Frankly it looked like too much fun and I was intimidated.  Today he sent me a picture of a giant erect penis with completely shaved pubes. 

Me:  Please don't send me these pictures anymore.

Him:  U dont like it?

Me:  No.  Why would I like random dick pictures from a stranger who was rude to me?  I'm not a gay man.  Women generally don't like dick pix.

Him:  Hahahaha ur one text msg away from being erased no wonder i never talked to u

Me:  PLEASE erase me!  I am not interested in talking to you

Him:  Im not interested in talking u either i just wanted to see those tits

Me:  Not gonna happen.  You're so incredibly charming I'm sure you get boob pix all the time when you send women your shaved dick pictures and invite them to drink out of red plastic cups in bikinis on your cool boat.

Him: :-)

**EXCITING UPDATE!**

I got a text the next day from him....

Him:  I want that jewie ass