Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Heat


The Christmas season really brings out the best in people.  I feel filled with holiday cheer and warmth when I receive messages like this, especially when they remember to wish me a Merry Christmas.  Sooooo sweet!

Hey Merry Christmas. I like your pics. you look pretty innocent. but you like to f*** in heat. by the way check me out you get a chance check me out Jonathan

I checked his profile out.  He's a 45 year old, very thin, gray-haired Harley-driving truck driver with a handlebar mustache and an RV.  He has a daughter and interests include talking and listening to what's on your mind.  While he seems like an intriguing man of great contradictions, I opted out of responding to him.  I don't think his RV is big enough for him, his daughter and I, because I tend to make a loud screeching noise when I'm in heat and getting f***ed. 

Straight to the Point



I came across the most classy profile today.  Kudos to this bloke for asking for what he wants.  I admire that in a person.

Hi, I'm Jack. I'm a single man that's interested in typical guy stuff. I love NFL football, barbecuing, hitting the gym and being lazy. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm looking for an honest, sweet, caring, loving and submissive woman.
She must know how to cook and love to give head.

If that offends you then please move along. Angry email not necessary.